russanderson (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} russanderson) wrote,@ 2008-10-31 18:02:00 |
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Friday Night Fights: Tree Kissing is Bad For You
I keep hearing rumblings that tonight's edition of Friday Night Fights might be Bahlactus's last ever. I pray to the All-father this isn't so.
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But just in case it is, what better way to send him off than with two ninja babes visiting horrible violence on each other?
Don't fall for it, creepy masked chick!
Whoop. Too late. You're screwed.
Storytelling 101: If you introduce a tree trunk in the first act...
... make sure somebody's face gets smashed into it in the final act.
From Empowered, Vol. 3 by Adam Warren. Volume 4 just hit stores this week, so do yourself a favor and go pick it up. Then everybody go say goodbye to Bahlactus.
