| russanderson ( @ 2008-06-06 18:53:00 |
| Entry tags: | friday night fights |
Friday Night Fights: Skee Ball... In the Face!
Pop quiz: You're hiding in a closed amusement park from a knife-wielding nutjob who thinks the fish living in his brain are telling him to kill you. You stash your asthmatic kid sister under the merry-go-round, but that's the first place said nutjob looks. Now he's winding himself up to carve her like a Christmas ham. What do you do? What do you do?
Answer: As long as there's a skee ball machine nearby, there's always a way.
But... oh damn, now he's after you!
No problem. Just keep your cool and ask yourself... "What would Bahlactus do?"
Exactly.
From the excellent Silverfish graphic novel by the equally excellent David Lapham.